I Slept Through Black Friday And It’s My Choice

I slept through Black Friday, yet again. Call me lazy. But it’s my choice.

I chose not to fight the crowd of spending frenzied consumers.
I will shop for deals online now or later.
I chose not to freeze in this cold weather and also lose sleep.
I enjoy my cozy bed and 8 hours of sleep during holiday.
I chose not to buy medicore quality products, albeit dirt cheap.
I research and know exactly what I want that will last me a long time, which are rarely on these deal lists anyways.
I chose not to have so many things.
I prefer a simple life.
I chose to spend frugally.
I can’t believe people spent $20 billion! Actually I can, but you know what I mean.

Ok, I’m done.